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There has been talk for ages about a proper RHMB FAQ beeing written,
but nothing has happened. Until now (thanks seasons!).
So what do you think is needed in a FAQ?. There are some 'obvious', like
how to contact the band, if they post and under which names etc. - but write
them all down here, or i'll forget them!
Mel is in on this so this will be as official as it can.
To write your own go here (you have to be logged in)
User: cannot tell water from champagne
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: Q) Why is no-one responding to my shameless plugs for my band/website/tickets/other?
A) Because you're an arse
NB I think there is probably a better answer than this, but it's early in the morning
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: What did the board-members used to do before there even was a board ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: When is [band-member of -affiliate] coming on the board ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: Why won't anyone answer my great posts ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: Mel, as in "Gibson" ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: Why won't any blue answer me ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: Is the blue Thom REALLY Thom ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: This my first time here. I'm scared. What should I do ?
User: x
Date: December 3rd 2003
Suggestion: Is there a FAQ for this board I can browse ?
User: bob murray
Date: December 4th 2003
Suggestion: why doesnt anyone here talk about radiohead?
this place sucks, etc
answer
at-ease, soldier
User: lubee
Date: December 4th 2003
Suggestion: what's the bloke in the Just video saying?
User: cannot tell water from champagne
Date: December 4th 2003
Suggestion: I posted a message for Thom yesterday. Did he read it? And where's it gone?
User: leen
Date: December 5th 2003
Suggestion: Q: did anyone ever fall in love on the board?
A: yes, a few couples got married, some had kids, some broke up. it happens.
User: teamstatic84
Date: December 6th 2003
Suggestion: How do Radiohead get to their performances?
Train?
Plane?
Taxi cab?
User: pocki
Date: December 7th 2003
Suggestion: Q: Is it all right to post Lionel Richie lyrics on the rhmb? (kdm)
A: NO! Under no circumstances will Lionel Richie lyrics be allowed on the rhmb at any time. Posting of such lyrics is grounds for banning from the rhmb. Don't even think about it.
User: injektilo72
Date: December 8th 2003
Suggestion: Why is Phil bald?
User: gregor the drummer
Date: December 8th 2003
Suggestion: oh shucks i dunno what to say
User: Syrajews
Date: December 10th 2003
Suggestion: I heard all this rumor about there being a quiz... is that true? Tell me more, like who runs it, who is allowed to participate, when does it occur, who compiles the questions, and why is Bubba a prerequisite?
User: papertiger
Date: December 10th 2003
Suggestion: Q. Can we call the blue people "The Smurfs" ?
User: papertiger
Date: December 10th 2003
Suggestion: Do the Blue People wear pants when on the board?
User: Wetzel
Date: December 12th 2003
Suggestion: What does VLTF stand for?
User: abductee
Date: December 12th 2003
Suggestion: Dear Radiohead,
I'm gonna see you tonight at _______. Could you please please PLEASE play ________! [insert emotional attachment/story about the requested song here].
Thanks a ton! I love you!
steven mcmunderson
User: seasons
Date: December 12th 2003
Suggestion: These are Qs ive seen a lot over the years….:
How do I submit a Q to SWAG (spin with a grin)?
Who are all the blues and what do they do?
What does WASTE stand for?
Where an I buy official rh stuff?
When are rh coming to my house to play an acoustic set?
User: ANTIsecurity
Date: December 16th 2003
Suggestion: why is teamstatic84 so weird?
User: setanor
Date: December 17th 2003
Suggestion: Who the hell is Mittens?
and...
what's the password? what is it? aaaah.. come on, come on, come on, what is it? tell... oh! VICTIM!
User: Blicero
Date: December 18th 2003
Suggestion: 1) is woollyhat2 phil selway?
2) if i'm feeling suicidal, should i really be posting here.
answer: Noooooooooo!!!! Get help... Seeking suicide advice from obsessed Radiohead fans is a horrible idea. Go anywhere but here.
User: seasons
Date: December 19th 2003
Suggestion: Answer: when you reach 1000 posts your boardie name will go all rainbow like and pretty
no this will not happen at 2000, 3000 etc - just 1000
(Ive not put a Q cos I dunno how to word it - sorry)
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: how does jonny manage to keep his hair so perfect? could it be.....a....WIG?
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: if thom is god, does that mean ed is satan, colin is a cherub, phil is the bouncer at the gates of heaven and jonny is the harp player?
User: [blue boy]
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: If Thom was playing "True Crime - Streets Of LA", would he be a good cop or a bad cop?
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: out of all the members of radiohead, i think ed would look the best in a basque, suspenders, fishnet stockings and high heels don't u? [NB i didnt say knickers....]
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: what type(s) of tea do the members of radiohead prefer?
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: i think i may be colin's long lost sister. if i tell him do u think he'll cry?
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: does thom run dance classes at his local centre for adult education? if so, where do i apply?
User: horsey of gormenghast
Date: December 28th 2003
Suggestion: clearly i am as confuzzed as 'x' [if not more so]. where can confuzzed people such as myself and 'x' go for help, advice and free alcohol?
User: cannot tell water from champagne
Date: January 8th 2004
Suggestion: oooh, ooh, it's all so cliquey, what shall i do?
it's not really. just join in. and don't announce you're new. soon you, too will be addicted
User: tourdeforce
Date: April 25th 2004
Suggestion: why won't the messages i delete go away?!?!
User: fatterhippier
Date: May 20th 2004
Suggestion: Q. Who is the best boardie?
A. Fatterhippier, he is one cool mofo.
User: hazeyjane
Date: May 30th 2004
Suggestion: This page is intentionally left blank.
User: Oh_liver
Date: July 25th 2004
Suggestion: I still really think the site needs a swimming pool.
User: KILLY On The Beach
Date: September 8th 2004
Suggestion: I don't understand how nickname work on board...
(Tomorrow i bought a brain ,I promise)
User: Anunderwaterguy
Date: September 19th 2004
Suggestion: Does the RHMB Competition happen only once a year?
User: izzi
Date: November 28th 2005
Suggestion: dont be so orange on the msgboard, pock
User: mehappymelt
Date: August 7th 2007
Suggestion: i suggest to go out in the street and protest. stop doing terrifing blog and start shouting people! come on! (qouting Elthon Jhon)
User: madke
Date: October 7th 2007
Suggestion: does anything ever get updated, here?
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