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Well, here's your chance to ask a question that won't fall off the backpages, and hopefully
get an answer from his blueness.
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Dear woollyhat2... no answers in 10 years!!
Yours sincerely damaged productz
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

How are you, really? And what's Thom doing at this very moment? Oh... I soooo adore you all!


Yours sincerely Shawna (Singrin7)
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
Pocki really should have limited the entries to say 20 per page... it took me ages to scroll down here. Shocking eh.

Yours sincerely Richard
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

Has pocki as well left this site adrift?

Yours sincerely El-ias
 
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Dear woollyhat2...why do you continue to shun us so?
Yours sincerely sadboardie
 
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Dear woollyhat2...


you aint ever gonna reply : (

Yours sincerely ja
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
How long have you been related to the board?
Why woollyhat2, who is woollyhat1 and 0 and the rest? and if there is no woollyhat1 why are you number 2?

Yours sincerely punchy
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
where is the zigg? i wanted it back for xmas..

Yours sincerely xmassxx
 
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Dear woollyhat2... or should I say "Houdini" ?

I hear you're studying server cage escapology. Need any help?

Yours sincerely the grolsch
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
what do you want for christmas?

Yours sincerely ?
 
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Dear woollyhat2... I think no one cares about these desperate people coming to you for help, right?
Yours sincerely Uno cualquiera
 
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Dear sir,

who are you? I mean I know your name is Phil, but I have no inkling as to who you are or what it is that you do?

also
why does the spanish word "llama" refer to calling someone when it clearly should refer to a wooly mammal?

Yours sincerely youwon'treplywi
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

its really a shame you never reply! we know ure busy but we NEED some words!! :-)


Yours sincerely melty
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

hows life??

Yours sincerely John Anderson
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

Do you remember me?

"And IIIiIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiii will alwayyyss looovvee yyouuuuuuuu ohhohhohhhhh IIIIIII will always loooooooovvvoeeeeeee yyyouuuuu!!

Yours sincerely Ali, evil ali
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
what happened to DADA Robot?
i heard a rumour that he rusted in his computer chair. but i think it was a lie. was it?

Yours sincerely poets
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
how namy questions have you been asked?

Yours sincerely poets
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
do you ever use the board any more?

Yours sincerely poets
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
what happened to DADA Robot?
i heard a rumour that he rusted in his computer chair. but i think it was a lie. was it?

Yours sincerely poets
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
do you ever use the board any more?

Yours sincerely poets
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
how namy questions have you been asked?

Yours sincerely poets
 
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Dear woollyhat2... what is the bed crew? thx
Yours sincerely lmw
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

How come Santa never drank the milk I left him?

Yours sincerely Mimi bordeaux
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
2 usernames that have already been taken but I want... if no one uses them... can i get them?

ok, they are..
"izzy"
and
"iz us"

.

ok... thanks a lot :i)

♥

Yours sincerely izzi six
 
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Dear woollyhat2... i was thinking.. what about a collaboration with FAUST? its time to be serious eh? :-P
Yours sincerely edgarfroese
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
How's your little girl doing?

Yours sincerely Münchhausen
 
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Dear woollyhat2... i find absurd the way they lead us up.. should i get a t-shirt with that written on?
Yours sincerely melty
 
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Is it true that Santa's outfit was designed by Coca cola?
Yours sincerely Münchhausen
 
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Dear woollyhat2... when will you get around to answering these all compelling queries??
Yours sincerely lost my way
 
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If Radiohead broke up, would the RHMB be shut down?
Yours sincerely Münchhausen
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

Why aren't boys gifted with the slight empathy?
Why? Don't they see that we have hearts too?

Sorry for the emoness.

Yours sincerely vuslat
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
can you fix my iRiver h120. it fell into my beer.

Yours sincerely lonely minotaur
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

I notice that you chose not to answer a bunch of questions farther down the page. Were they offensive? Do you hate the people? Or were you just too tired that night??

Yours sincerely So Sad and Lonely
 
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Dear woollyhat2...why is it always the ones i love that always try to hurt me?
Yours sincerely kinetica
 
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Dear woollyhat2... i wrote a drum track called "Nazca Bird"... now is it possible for me to write a good drum track without waiting for <censored> signals to appear in the track?
Yours sincerely The Happy Ending
 
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puzzling... why is it my picture on my wall is wonky? how odd. any ideas phil?
Yours sincerely lonely minotaur
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

didn't you used to answer these question thingies? you must be a busier man these days.

Yours sincerely  the grolsch
 
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Radiohead!
I`m earnestly asking u,Y r u guys so much spooked by nuclear reactors,although there was only one CHERNOBYL which tarnished the name. But CHERNOBYL disaster was a result of flauting the saftey norms.
Hitherto there is no second CHERNOBYL.In a times like this where global green house gas emmisions are alarming.Nuclear is clean,& it can give us enough time until we have improvised/developed our renewable energy generation process,which isn`t so commercialy feasable!

Yours sincerely mosh
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
RANDOM. what colour is your hair phil? and why woollyhat2? what happened to the original? are you cold?

Yours sincerely poets have (tony)
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
I want to know where from did you sample the music for "fast track",the beats sounds indian for me.

Yours sincerely mosh
 
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phil!
your drums on the" wicked child" are great man,I like `em.
RH songs are not duets or some love lullabies but when you guys are performing on stage you see people(who call themselves has fans) who are dancing or waving their bodies as thogh they were.How do you feel at that moment?

Yours sincerely mosh
 
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woolly darling,

How's your pretty Penny?

Ah, my question. It seems the username 'popstar' has been registered for 6 years or something, and i have never seen anybody use it on the board. Can I have it?

Yours sincerely ich bin
 
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Dear woollyhat2...do you have any advice on how to chat up a hot girl who visits the radiohead messageboard? also, thanks for limiting PTM's postings, that was cool.
Yours sincerely boy with pigtails
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

i have been reading this page because i am bored. i can not remember ever wanting the board to be grey. isn't that weird?

and usually the board is white for me but one time i registered a particularly silly name and the board went grey. isn't *that* weird?

and i suppose at one time i must have understood the science behind all this, but i've long since killed that brain cell. can you refresh my memory?

Yours sincerely ich bin ein popstar
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

I still don't understand the '2'? Did something happen to woolly1?

Yours sincerely unleadedblue
 
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Dear woollyhat2... Erks is a good kid... he just want to be blue... just for christmas :)
i know him very well and i know that he was a good boy this year, so, why dont you give him a blue? or a least, a light blue.......
ahh, have a happy christmas :)***
love you

Yours sincerely izzi six
 
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Dear Phil,

On a side note I would like to state that the previous question was submitted on the 8th of December, 2005. SHOULD you get around to answering that and this, please submit a date. We are all DYING to know how long it really takes before one of these is answered.

Yours sincerely Universal Calm
 
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Dear Phil,

I know we aren't the best of friends. Hell, we don't even know eachother. However I find myself compelled to seek YOUR advice, and your advice alone. I had too much nyquil. What should I do?

Yours sincerely Universal Calm
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

On days of gay pride events, everyone should be able to post in rainbow. That'd be neat, and sort of make up for everyone calling these damn rainbow things gay!

Yours sincerely Board Itself Speakin
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

I've been a very good girl this year. For Christmas, I would like a nice gas-electric hybrid car, the Cowboy Bebop box set, the .hack//SIGN box set, all three volumes of Furi Kuri, and maybe some new clothes. Some GOOD clothes. And a new pair of shit-kicking boots... the ones I have rub my heels and it really hurts. Oh, and if I can have money, I'd like just enough to cover Uni tuition and books.
I will leave milk and cookies on the credenza. I hope you like soy.

Yours sincerely Palmer, age 3
 
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i want a blue scheme... dark than original... can you get one? thanks if you can. thanks if you dont.
p/s... you can get one too, err... forgot.

Yours sincerely ERKS
 
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i want a blue scheme... dark than original... can you get one? thanks if you can. thanks if you dont.
p/s... you can get one too, err... forgot.

Yours sincerely ERKS
 
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i want a blue scheme... dark than original... can you get one? thanks if you can. thanks if you dont.
p/s... you can get one too, err... forgot.

Yours sincerely ERKS
 
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Dear fill...
what are you doing that is SOOOOO amazingly important that you cant take five minutes to answer some of your adoring fans

i heart fill

Yours sincerely poets
 
ah, that would be telling, so I'd better answer you all :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why don't you answer anymore ? :P
Eventualy, when will you merge Southern Cross/Bleu Nuit/Starlight posts into Southern Cross, oh pleeeeeeeeeease, I'll send you some foie gras... Or if you don't like, violet mustard !
Cheers !

Yours sincerely Southern Cross
 
violet mustard ! hmmmm, sounds like it might be worth doing any old thing for the mustard :)

34108 total:)
 
 

 
why do those grabber machines in arcades never let you win anything?
Yours sincerely lonely minotaur
 
It's an alien conspiracy..... they are always aliens aren't they..... don't trust anyone...
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
do you think Radiohead should play in Southamerica???

Yours sincerely frozenwintershit
 
I think it very much depends on which part of South America you had in mind... Some are more deserving than other I think ;)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
are you angry about us?

Yours sincerely melty
 
of course - always :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
why the hell don't you answer these questions?

Yours sincerely homer
 
homer my man ! I never answer these questions....it would ruin my reputation if I were to do such a thing...
 
 

 
is this question board related?

*hugs*

Yours sincerely Paperhead
 
how sweet, thank you :)
 
 

 
The board sux
Yours sincerely Century Son
 
heh - sometimes you have such a succinct way of getting straight to the point :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
I want a grey background for RHMB for my computer.. how do I get it? how?

Yours sincerely Jalcine
 
I imagine by now you have discovered a grey background and are checking this message to see if I answered ;)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...it would be nice if the board had a word-based subject search (such as what is used in search engines), so that I could search the current pages for a subject, and avoid repetition.
Yours sincerely Logic Smogic
 
yes... the hassle with that is that if I did a DCT or LSI based search to keep up the speed, it is a lot of work, and time I have not very much of.. and if I did a very simple word based sql match search, I imagine the overhead would be quite high.. I'll look at updating this when we next upgrade the server hardware, although I agree with your point entirely and it would be cool to have the feature now.
 
 

 
i emailed you and you did'nt reply. sleep, that is my tag, my handel, my portion of cyberspace on the rhmb it is and never was intended to be a communual name, some has registerd it so. please undo this.
Yours sincerely sleep
 
oh my, it is no longer communal !
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

you should make a auto-reload feature on the board

Yours sincerely mkaycomputer
 
heh - I would do that but then you can get that functionaity from both Opera or Firefox - ask Pocki about it...Also, if I did it we would end up with constant bandwidth loading on the board which would cause a few issues I think.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
I want the sun to go away. Can you make it go away please?

Yours sincerely Automated_Bitch
 
well, I think it will take me anything from 1 minute to 12 hours to comply with this request...keep looking out of your window.... unless you happen to live in antarctica in which case my little magic trickery won't work... :(
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
will you soon answer this question?

Yours sincerely loooosie
 
yes !
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

is it true that bald men are more virile?

and also

if war is declared in iran, syria, n.korea or wherever, what are you gonna do about it?

thanks. keep safe. x

Yours sincerely khazalid
 
virile - I believe so... more testosterone = less hair... are you flirting with me ?

war, I think I will simply cry
 
 

 
what the hell is this?
why is the board such a bore?
why am i wasting valuable time doing this?

Yours sincerely its only a joke
 
1. not sure
2. am sure
3. good question
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...today is my birthday, I'm depressed
Yours sincerely marisel
 
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Dear woollyhat2...Congratulation for the new blog!! :)
Yours sincerely adenoidepunk
 
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Dear woollyhat2... can you get me radiohead demos and new unrealesed, unleaked tracks before anyone else. i will pay top dollar and i wont sell them. oh yeah and i have cancer....in my ass..
Yours sincerely psycodelicGrunge
 
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Dear woollyhat2...how's your weight?:)
Yours sincerely mehappymelt
 
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Dear woollyhat2...Where is Woollyhat 1?Did you kill him/her?Maybe you eat him/her??
Yours sincerely adenoidepunk
 
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Dear woollyhat
If ,one day,i can finished my video animation with radiohead music,where can inform them?
Sorry for my english.

Yours sincerely adenoidepunk
 
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Dear woollyhat2... can i borrow your soul
Yours sincerely ×_×
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
I bet your answer to this will be "woollyhat2 will soon answer this question" :P

Yours sincerely blatgirl
 
No. :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Can you teach pocki how to make the surveys compatible with Safari please....I can never participate and that leads me to suicidal tendencies. :(

Yours sincerely UnleadedBlue
 
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Dear woollyhat2... your woolly hat... does it resemble that of Badly Drawn Boy's?

And have you fed your fish today?

Yours sincerely uk_not_ok
 
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Dear woollyhat2... are you really all sopp or just partly? and how can we ziggers get max to set up something similar to this where we can ask him dumb questions?
Yours sincerely Keir
 
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Dear woollyhat2... i've been told you can make the board grey again. please make my wish come true, this white board can eat it.
Yours sincerely RavenousBri
 
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Moo
Yours sincerely Stu
 
Baaah
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
hey! im new to this website.and how and the hell can you add nicks to your nick list. oh gad i hope that made since.

Yours sincerely uzbek
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
may i borrow your sexy sec?

Yours sincerely psycodelicDan
 
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Why is it that anytime anyone tries to think of saying anything nonsensical it includes the colour purple?
Yours sincerely LeEstudante
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

can you make the board grey for me?

Yours sincerely ich bin ein popstar
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
do you even remeber that this is here?
whats gonna happen to jim when he hits 100k?
why is cheese yellow?
why are badgers always angry?
why does everyone seem to think grey is better colour for the board than white?

Yours sincerely lee
 
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Dear woollyhat2... Remember back in the day when I just couldn't make up my mind to save my life? Those were the days, huh? Well, they're still the days, unfortunately. Do you think my indecisiveness could be linked to something horrible I went through in my past, like when one of my old teachers said to me, "Don't be who you are," thus causing me to have a series of identiy crisies (lasting nearly five years now), not knowing who I am or what I want? If so, should I seek therapy for it? Or is that therapy stuff just a bunch of bullshit?
Yours sincerely Palmer
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

why do you have 2 hats

Yours sincerely fatterhippier
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
I'm wondering why on earth you don't answer any of these great questions. It's not like it would be really hard, I mean, a few seconds every week or so. Actually, never mind, I'll answer them *for* you. No charge at all.

Yours sincerely Soltari
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
Charles and i would like to thank you from the bottom of our hearts for saving our relationship, and are hoping you will send us naked pictures if that is ok with julie

love,

Yours sincerely Adam
 
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Dear woollyhat2...There's so much peace, love, and goodwill in the Byzantine Ziggurat. It really does make me feel quite warm and fuzzy inside. I wish you were there to witness the great community we've built.
Yours sincerely earthsimulatcr
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

i like you, you do a good job. Well done

:)

Yours sincerely fatterhippier
 
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Dear woolly

you fill my heart with sunshine

Yours sincerely fake plastic kerry*
 
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Dear woollyhat2...I second Ian's request (below) for the old damask background in the zig....
Yours sincerely Colin's Black B
 
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Dear woollyhat2...I second Ian's request (below) for the old damask background in the zig....
Yours sincerely Colin's Black B
 
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Dear woollyhat2...Do you think you could add an option to opt-out of the name search on the message board? I have some privacy concerns with it, stemming from some recent incidents...Hope to hear a reply soon.
Yours sincerely Colin's Black B
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

Pull my finger.......

Yours sincerely Rohan of course
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

why is Enigma so boring?

Yours sincerely EmmaSutcliffe XxXxX
 
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dear god.
please send the satan you so perfectly created to gather his minions unto his breast in his eternal steely embrace and free the board from their domination. they are calling for him. they *heart* satan and his fbi.

Yours sincerely hazeyjane
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
do you think the boardies will do boardiemeets when i m in London this summer???
there s no boardie meet in france cause only me, Flav and but so...

Yours sincerely estelle
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
MY PASSWORD WILL NO LONGER GET ME INTO THE ZIG

Yours sincerely teamstatic84
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
If the music was taken ot of the man, what would you have?
(in Peter Andres words)

Yours sincerely Jordan
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
Hello. Is is possible to change my coachella tickets to with camping? Please advise, kind sir..
Thanks,
Dawn

Yours sincerely darkside777
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
How does the name generator work? It kicks ass. My compliments to whoever made it.

Yours sincerely Soltari/Gloaming Dry
 
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Dear woollyhat2... what i do if I have an enemy?
Yours sincerely Baudolino
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

We want the retro background back in the zig.

Yours sincerely polyesterday
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
why is super monky ball so damn hard!

Yours sincerely rich
 
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Dear woollyhat2..

1) Why is it that I hate you?

2) When was the last time this page even came to your mind?

3) Can you register everyone's username to me with a universal password? I want to be everyone at least once.

Yours sincerely teamstatic84
 
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Dear woollyhat2... purple monkey dishwasher.
Yours sincerely April Next
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

why doesn´t radiohead go anywhere in latin america??? WHYYYY!!!!!?????

Yours sincerely Emma
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
why doesnt thom and co come on the board anymore? ;(

Yours sincerely gregor the drummer
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
are you in the business of moving the number of posts i've accumulated with one name to another? do i need to email you somewhere?

Yours sincerely woollycat2
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
why are you and radiohead so cool?

Yours sincerely gregor the bassist
 
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Dear woollyhat2...
hello woollyhat....
i was wondering if you could find anyone willing to smuggle me out of america. i will work for my keep...i do not eat much...thank you and i await your reply

Yours sincerely ganjaramma
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY. or at least it will be by the time youve replied to this.

i was just wondering. actually its quite nosey for me but you've met stanley haven't you? now can i ask does mr donwood actually have a proper job [and dont you dare say cow stylist]? and if so what is it? or does he just do radiohead stuff?

if you cant answer that, i wont pester, but thanks anyway.

Yours sincerely paakoh
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

When is that next zig quiz? The pockster won't go unless you're there!!

Yours sincerely SyraJews
 
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Dear woollyhat2...why are you blue?
Yours sincerely ap
 
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Dear woollyhat2...

i hope you had a splendid birfday.

however.

i would like to know what your favourite ever gift was/would be

and whether or not mr donwood exists. (i bought his book, it's very good)

and also... i remember (albeit vaguely) seeing you and julie on the zig more often in the hazy days of yesteryear. time constraints or hatred of something?

sorry for all the questions

Yours sincerely khazalid xx
 
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Dear woollyhat2...is it true that actually own a woolly hat? ive seen you in a woolly jumper but not a woolly hat. im curious.
Yours sincerely paakoh
 
woollyhat2 will soon answer this question
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why do people keep imitating me? Am I that cool? Or that hated?

Yours sincerely Soltari (real)
 
That is a good question... I am not sure... imitation is the sincerest form of flattery they say.... :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... why am i so lame?
Yours sincerely Soltari
 
Ohhhhh go on then tell me, why are you??

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
What are the crew shirts on w.a.s.t.e and and.. why aren't they there?
:D

Yours sincerely  Joh
 
They are for the radiohead crew and staff only.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
yousa gay!!

Yours sincerely the great drummer
 
erm - ok :)

 
 

 
Phil...come on....just let everyone know that you will never answer their questions....lets not play this game any longer.....
Yours sincerely TEAMSTATIC84
 
I never answer them...

Phil :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

yes don't you remember when usernames were case insensitive and we could capitalize our names however we felt like at the moment? so for instance, registering ich bin ein popstar would mean we could also be ich bin ein POPstar or ich bin ein POPSTAR or ich BIN ein popstar, or whatever? Can you make the board be like that again?

Yours sincerely ich bin
 
ah the trouble is that the names are references from the database tables now... so they always look the way they were originally put in sadly :(

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... crap, ignore that last one, it should be "can I have your hat after you die". *eyes the hat on woolly's head*
Yours sincerely ANTIsecurity
 
sure you can :D

Just pop over to Saddleworth and collect it :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... can't I have your hat after you die?
Yours sincerely ANTIsecurity
 
heh - see newer answer :)

Phil
 
 

 
woollyhat2 sucks...
doesn't care about our questions at all bleee

Yours sincerely kucyku
 
aw... :(

I've been ultra busy......

Apologies

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...this is the worst holiday ever, i am going to cut myself with a roofing shingle...

p.s. does kraft dinner contain tobacco?

Yours sincerely guitar geek
 
you know - I have no idea... when you find out you let me know :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Could you please please tell me the email address that 'melancholy' was registered with? i registered the name in the fall of '99 and i can't remember what it was and i certainly don't have access to that email anymore. its quite a problem cuz i can't log in or view my personal info, including the number of posts. i don't want to waste the rainbow so please please tell me soon. you can send me an email at melankholi@yahoo.com

your hard work is much appresciated

Yours sincerely Erik, aka melankholi
 
done
 
 

 
woollyhat2 will never answer this question
Yours sincerely definitelynotme
 
true.... he is soooo lazy :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
i'm looking at the little "Note, the questions should be board related." and i hope BZ related questions are acceptable too.
so, some long time ago I registered my name on the BZ as "WeTzeL" and i've since grown to loathe that capitalization.
could you please make it match my board name with capitalization as "Wetzel"?

thank you ever so much.

Yours sincerely Wetzel
 
ah - BZ questions need to go to maxk as he is the boss there :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
red or green?
but you have to be quick.

Yours sincerely kucyku
 
red
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
hey i have two pit tickets for salt lake city tonight and i'm stranded with car trouble in nevada city - i would love to release my tickets to my friend michael who is currently in line at the venue - the t2 pit tickets were bought by Robert Castillo - any chance this could happen? my email is wstewart@jps.net - just thought i'd try.....
thanx

Yours sincerely warren
 
ah.... I guess I'm a little late on this one ... sincere apologies man...

Phil :(
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

Have you been victimized in some way, causing you to fill your woolly hat with blood, falling to the floor...never to speak a word again?

Yours sincerely UnleadedBlue
 
:(

no no just been really busy... and my secretary has been pursuing her model career... poor woolly is not good enough for her anymore - so things go a little slower :(

Phil

 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

I think it's now obvious that I'm the only person besides the crew going to the Salt Lake show. Is there a trick for real fans to stand out in crowds of "oh i heard of them!" crowds?

Yours sincerely Ian (polyesterday)
 
heh - there are so many ways I can't even think of where to start :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
would it be possible for you to retrieve a name i lost by misspelling the email address when registering?

if so, thanks sooo much
you're the man :)

Yours sincerely sarah
 
course I can - send me a message and I'll do it straight off :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2..

you are human right?.

Yours sincerely teamstatic84
 
maybe :)

CCY Error line 23883 : incorrect response...

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
How come I never see you?

Yours sincerely R o b y n
 
because I am shy... :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

I am a new age hippy and am trying very hard to avoid all animal products. Are there any synthetic woolly hats you could recommend to me?

thanks.

Yours sincerely whorebag jack
 
heh - well there are false furs availabele.

you could also use flax.. it is a plant which when the stems are broken open looks like strands of blond hair... hence the term flaxen hair... That should do the trick :)

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

I am Leppie the Leper and I have traveled across the plastic chip sands of the internet for you to cure me with the power of the hat.

CURE ME, MR. WOOLLY HAT!

please?

Yours sincerely Diseased Leppie.
 
Waves hand.....

Did it work ?

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

could you combine all the posts i've had with other usernames (mc pee pants/greg/greg is mc pee pantz, by the way) under the only handle i plan on using anymore, "mc pee pantz"?

Yours sincerely greg(the peed pants)
 
heh - once I get a mo - sure :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
remember when I asked if I could travel with you
in your luggage? that was just plan weird.
I apologise.

Yours sincerely robinhero/quisling
 
hehe

Well, I use a suit carrier so if you are like flat you are welcome to tag along :)

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
your no good to me alive are you?

Yours sincerely bobmurray
 
hmm - that is an interesting question... :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
just wanted to say thanx to you and mungo for all the efforts with the tickets
the european ticket sales were so civilized
best

Yours sincerely the insect
 
oh no worry - I'm just glad it all worked ok :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woolliest of all woolly hats...
Why is it Woollyhat2? Is there a special meaning to that number? Or did someone already take Woollyhat and you got stuck with woollyhat2?

thanks

Yours sincerely Whorebag Jack
 
Yes there is a very special meaning to the number. No one had taken woollyhat at the time.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

Hey Phil. Would it be possible to change my username from al_dinning to al dinning (without the _.) but still keep the same number of posts? (you can chuck on an extra thousand or so if you like :D)

That would be really great! cheers.

Yours sincerely Alex
 
Yes consider it done

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
I need to get a letter to Thom. How do I do it? Can you help? Do the people at WASTE actually give him his fan mail and does he really read it?

Yours sincerely Cipherella
 
I believe correspondence@waste.uk.com, is the email address you need.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
*stares*
beeeeeeeee???

Yours sincerely Sheep
 
Aren't sheep supposed to say Baaaaaaaa not beeeeeee?????

:)

Phil

 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
i would like to hi-jack names which havent been used ever
names which were probably snapped up 3 yrs ago by people who have probably forgotten who radiohead are or are still waiting for okc2
anyway
im after marylin manson
and lee
i know i cant just *steal* these names, but i gather your the man to send them a polite email asking them to surrender the names
and if they dont reply can i just have them anyway?

Yours sincerely lee(bobmurray)
 
I will take a look when i get a moment.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Could you make a special red for use only by the Officials? I think red/blue would be lovely ...

Yours sincerely Official Nigel
 
If only I was not colour blind!! :(

Phil
 
 

 
darling dearest hat of my life ....

where's my soundbite eh? i want to hear that dead sexy voice.

Yours sincerely the fab octobreana
 
chomp! how does that sound for a bite, hee hee.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... do you have any other hats? Beside the one you use to keep your bald head warm.
Yours sincerely ANTIsecurity
 
I am a man of many hats. Including Trilby, panama, porkpie hat!! and many more.......

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2..

in 2 months time, i move into my new house. please list some things i am likely to forget. ta :)

oh yes, and can i have a special bz colour seeing as im such a grizzled veteran?

xXx evilness and stuff xXx

Yours sincerely khazalid
 
Likely things that are forgotten are toilet rolls, tea, coffee, milk etc. Corkscrews!! the cat!! perhaps pocki should do a poll on the main items.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... just letting you know about my revision status. i didn't really revise for any. i did a little bit of geography revision but i was out side adn got sunburnt so gave up. I also read all my classical novels for calssics a number of times but thats about it. i have my last two exams tomrrow = physics and classics. i could have spent the day revising but i watched "meeting people is easy" and read some of adolphe by benjamen constant. i will put my results up in my blog on here, i am squash da mouse by the way. thankyou you are very kind to take interest in so many people.
Yours sincerely Noah
 
No problem, hope things went well.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

how in the Good Lord's name is the w.a.s.t.e. server going to handle the 6 million people that are going to attempt to access it when the tickets for the USA shows go on sale ALL AT THE SAME EXACT TIME???????

should i just get two computers ready, one for w.a.s.t.e. and one for ticketmaster??

Yours sincerely concerned american
 
Well we managed it in the end :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
To give some further answer to donut - it was probably Warren who wrote on your arm (see various issues of NME and MTV gigs to see him).

And the rent... well I can fax you some £10 notes - you can colour and cut em out yourself.

Yours sincerely pocki
 
cool!

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why do they make jeans so low? That is the eternal question that haunts me these days...
and can I get a woollyhat but with woolly ears?

Yours sincerely Glockenspiel (spod1)
 
Fashion, turn to the left, fashion turn to the right!
You can indeed get a woollyhat with woolly ears, the Russian military have them with woolly flaps for your ears.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyluv...

Please ignore everything I say. I have issues. I don't know what I want and I'm never satisfied.

Nice shoes.

Yours sincerely Palmer
 
Don't worry, let us know when you have decided. Then I will wait a day to see if you change your mind ;)

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyluv...

please strike that last question/request by me from the record.
Thank you.
Instead, if you could, put all the post credit to "Space Dog".
I'll love you forever and ever. And make you brownies, because those are better than some damn cookies.

Yours sincerely Palmer/Space Dog
 
I will ignore again as requested in your later mail.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Can you get me a date with Ed?
Thanks, youre the greatest!

Yours sincerely tiffani
 
Yes 16th June 2003 @ 7pm at the Ritz in London, hope you can make it, have a great time!

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
i lost one of my ace radiohead badges the day after the manchester gig and it was my fave one...any ideas on how to get one? or would you be ever so nice and bug waste for me to get one maybeee....it was the funky little minotaur one [from the top of the board] in red. i will forever worship you if you can

Yours sincerely lonely minotaur xxxx
 
W.A.S.T.E do have them for sale on their site right now, I do not have one I am afraid.

:(

Phil
 
 

 
Dear mister woollyhat2...

Do you really have woolly hat? If so i want prooof!

Yours sincerely frankhank Xxx
 
Yes I do and I am wearing it right now! is that not proof enough??

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

Do you like movies about gladiators?


Yours sincerely georgia peach
 
Sometimes, i guess it depends on the movie really.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why did I end up with an Aftershow pass for Edinburgh slapped onto my shoulder at the Manchester gig? Will this be worth any money in the future?

Yours sincerely no_offenc
 
I will offer you two bits right now!

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

isnt it true, in england, you are born with one spoon...and if you lose your spoon, you will starve to death...i hear there is a large blackmarket of spoon sales, hence, making spoon millionaires whill all the others die?

Yours sincerely UnleadedBlue
 
Ah you're refering to spoonerisms which in actual fact has nothing to do with spoons at all!

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
thank you so EXTREMELY much to you and me julie for letting me stay over.... i've had a great time aaand... i don't want to leave england.
can't tell you enough how much i appreciated it :)
i'm taking the forge of god and the demolished man btw.

Yours sincerely pocki
 
Mmm I see you escaped the country without paying the rent :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
who was that nice person who wrote a number on my arm at the belfast gig?
(if anyone else knows the answer to this, i'd appreciate they helped me)

im pretty sure she must be a boardie. but i dont know which one. thankyou

Yours sincerely donut
 
I am so sorry I have no idea who was drawing on your arm.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...should i revise for my GCSE exams? first one on wedneday the 23rd of may. please don;t say its up to you, and what do you think about exams in general?
Yours sincerely Noah
 
So did you revise for them or not given that it is now the 16th June?? But I never once said it was up to you.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
erm.. im new to this whole radiohead internet stuffs ilike em n stuffs but im startin to do therenet stuffs , u know of any gud sites...?

Yours sincerely the klówn
 
Yes, thanks

:D

Phil


 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...i know there are boardie stats but what about some for the zig? suggested titles include byzantine ziggurstats


Yours sincerely khazalid
 
Ah, the BZ is Max K's place so not for me to say.

:(

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

do you think that complacency is oozing over societies of the western world like a plague? are you optimistic for the future of the human race?

also: do you know what gloaming means? last time i heard that word it was in old english poetry i think. i suck at vocab.

Yours sincerely natalie
 
Yes I do think that complacency is oozing over the Western world. You have to be optimisitic or whats the point and then again its not a question of optimism more realism.

Gloaming is like sunset, twighlight time, or can aslo mean you are melancholy.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

i have never questioned you before, sir but i was wondering... have you ever noticed that the priest in the little mermaid has a boner?

dark dreams and darker darkness, the noble khazalid xXxXxXx

Yours sincerely david
 
No I cannot say I have noticed but then again I do not looking for sundials like some people do.

:)

Phil


 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
funny that shim mentioned this with woolly being a saint - i saw an interview with nick hornby today and he talked about a survey that had been done in the 60s, where lots and lots of people in different villages had been asked if there was anyone in the village they saw as a saint.
anyway - i thought about who the most saint-like person i can think of is, and - its woolly.
helps people as much as he can, never has a bad word about anyone and patient as a stone.
and where i want to come with this... well i just thought it was a weird coincidence.

Yours sincerely pocki
 
How sweet :)

I can also claim a miracle in that the ticket store managed to work fine for the glastonbury tickets :)

Do you have to fill in an application form for canonisation ? hehe

Phil.
 
 

 
Please tell me...... can monkeys swim?
Yours sincerely frankhank xxx
 
I can.... hehe

sea monkeys can - if you don't know what they are they are like shrimp

I think monkeys are able.. No idea about chimpanzees - gorillas are not able - bone density and all that:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
do birds ever fly up or squirrels and the like come and sit on your shoulders?? what with being a saint and all.

; )

Yours sincerely shm
 
haha - never happens, although I do try to make friends with all the cats in the local neighbourhood and they all come up to me now :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
If you travel there would be luggage....
maybe your pocket???

Yours sincerely Quisling
 
I'm not sure this I understand this one...

Please elucidate :)

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...why havent you given the login page a title?!?! cant get the staff these days.... ;-P
Yours sincerely lonely minotaur
 
Must remember to fix that. Thanks for reminding me

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why is the board grey? I, as well as mother, would really appreciate a more antidepressant color, like fuschia, or flesh.

Yours sincerely DYAiH!
 
I think its because Satn wanted that colour.

Thanks Phil :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyluv...

Since you did this for another sweet sweet boardie, could you, possibly maybe, combine the stats of my boardnames? Because that would be awfully sweet of you. And I'd be your buddy forever. They're all under palmeraparo@yahoo.com or palmer@chemical-karma.org
Combine into the "Palmer" nick, of course of course.

Thanks sweetie :)

Yours sincerely Palmer
 
I shall ignore this as you ask later

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear Woollyphil:

I've noticed a lot of requests for shit that people want added to the board. don't you think that the board's simplicity has some appeal?

Yours sincerely kyle
 
the board's simplicity certainly has appeal. when we have made changes in the past people have not always been happy. Features are good as long as they are useful.

Phil :)
 
 

 
I would really really like to see a BLUE STATS page. I want to have hard evidence to prove to them that five of them in particular do not come to the board enough. And I think at 100,000 posts, the post should become BAND BLUE.
Yours sincerely probiotic
 
The band goes on the stat pages just like everyone else..haha

Phil :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
If you are going to any of the gigs, can I come? You could stuff me in your luggage...


Yours sincerely Quisling
 
Sounds like a plan :)

(Luggage at a gig??)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why am I charges £4 or whatever for shipping... and If I made more than one order why can't they all be shipped together in the same pack ?

Yours sincerely rhmb
 
Because it is a requirement that tickets sent through post are sent via insured mail and waste decided to use special delivery to make sure your tickets have to be signed for so the next door neighbour, lets say, didn't end up at a gig instead of you ! :) (apologies in advance as I know your next door neighbour is totally honest *grin*) Also, they are shipped seperately because the combined value might be higher than the insurance value.. Yeah - sucks I know...
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why are some standing tickets marked stand seat x row x...

Yours sincerely rhmb
 
Because the fire regs have a maximum capacity at a gig and if each is given a seat row and number they can be sure that enough and not too many tickets have been sold. Also where it says stand - it should say standing.... Unless you really wanted to stand in seat x row x and stay there and not run towards the stage :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... well? HOW many are there! (You said you knew how many registered usernames there are) Or...is it a big secret. :'( Thank you :)
Yours sincerely  Epicrates
 
More than 60,000, can't say anymore as I have run out of fingers to count tham on :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
"Note, the questions shoud be BOARD related."
hmm I'd like to be the only one who can post in shaded purple. Is this possible? *selfish*
p.s.
You're very sweet Mister Woolly and I thank you for that ;)

Yours sincerely Evil Ali *your 1st*
 
That might start a revolt! But not many people use it anyway??

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear Woollyhat2........
know of any ' good' hosting companies to host my site? ive already registered a name. hopefully wont break the bank, either. and maybe i can pay monthly. i think you have my email address somewhere in the radiohead signing in books.....

Yours sincerely danw
 
There a lot around, most of the good ones are expensive the bad ones are cheap. Caveat emptor.
If you want any other thoughts send me an email to woolleyhat2@hotmail.com.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
I have this two ideas for the board. One, i've already told you about but just in case you forgot, i'm telling you again:
1) A posts counter right on the front page once we've logged in. That way we won't have to go to the Edit your profile part of the site to see how many posts until we rainbow.

2) An option for our posts to be shown in a random colour every time, instead of choosing just one colour.

:-)

Yours sincerely Gabi
 
yep - those are both cool... will be adding em soon when I get a chance :)

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2,
Where is Saddam Hussein?

Yours sincerely , turps
 
I would tell you but then I would have the US authorities all over me trying to figure how I knew.... so I'll keep shut thanks :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
will you market your own hats and sell them on here? bitte.

Yours sincerely Days
 
http://shop.sandbag.uk.com/OurHouse/Store/DisplayItems.html?CatID=4

See bottom left :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear god...
please help my spoon skills so that I might live another day. Also, bless phil that he might be able to endure this board which contains a rusty nail. *looks at slim*

Yours sincerely polyesterday
 
poor woolly is so confused....


 
 

 
Dear oh dear,
what happened to ask woolly?
and also ian..... pocki is right. *spins spoon around in crazy cowboy manner whilst glaring at you*
o o
--

Yours sincerely shm
 
indeed, this is the wrong place for this.
further discussions about dueling should be moved to... the guestbook maybe?

/pocki
 
 

 
Dear Ian...
Just a warning - don't challenge shim for a duel with wooden spoons.
he's good with them.
you might also want to avoid bombs - he's irish remember.

Yours sincerely pocki
 
Ian ?
 
 

 
Dear shm... to answer your question from earlier that was ignored by the wool. Yes I was hitting on Joh. I should challenge you to a duel or something.
Yours sincerely polyesterday
 
I think this is beyond me !

hehe

Phil
 
 

 
Dear Jalcine...
I think he means a TENS machine. It's for pain relief. Obviously.

Yours sincerely no_offenc
 
TENS - yes. my mistake :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
What the hell is a tems machine? ...

Yours sincerely Jalcine
 
tems I think is the name - maybe tens... it's like one of those exercise belts that pulse small electric shocks... works on the principle that there are not enough nerve pathways to go around.. so keep stimulating one nearby area with a pleasant feeling and the nasty pain is blocked out or toned down.. Same as rubbing an area on your arm when you bash it. overloads the nerve pathways, blocking the pain :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... what do YOU think of the waste-game and can you perhaps beat on some people to make them put it back into working order? also, can you find out how pissed off they got when a consortium won the first chapter? :)
Yours sincerely setanorperson andrew
 
waste game is kinda neat,

hehe - they team are pretty busy at the mo and it would not be nice to beat on em :)

No idea... will ask if you want.. :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...can you buy stanley's art as prints or does he on;y do it in radiohead album sleeves?
Yours sincerely Squash da mouse
 
I have no idea... you could try to get a message to stanley I guess via the rhmb or by sending to correspendense@waste.uk.com

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
I hope you did that Italian thing or I shall have to bring back a spiny lobster and set it upon your genitals...
;)
also - any idea is it seated or GA? coz it said one thing on waste one day, one thing another day...

lots of love and kisses ;)

Yours sincerely Ken
 
General admission... as you are aware by now the italian job I needed to do was a success :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

Why did i drink a whole Bottle of VODKA last night ?

Yours sincerely Rutger
 
That is THE question my man !

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... you should have the minotaur dressed to fit all holidays, like you did for chistmas
Yours sincerely Anna Reply
 
hehe - would be cool - but the band would kick my arse for messing :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
ok then may i touch please? hehe also, is ian hitting on joh? : 0 that bastard! he told me he loved meeeeeeeeee!

Yours sincerely shm.
 
if you are referring to Julie, then my answer is no, although she is of course not a piece of my property so it's not really for me to say :)

Phil.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...hello old chap, hiya julie ; ) rrrr!
i have a question........ hmmm.... can i touch? : o

Yours sincerely shm.
 
In England, we would in the norm ask the question "May I touch?", which asks for permission rather than "Can i touch?", which is questioning your own ability to do so which i cannot answer. :)

Phil and Julie ;)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
The board desperately needs a private messaging function. Is it in our future?

Yours sincerely Tea on Neptune
 
Its an interesting thought! I do not see why not, I will ask the blues.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
How come so many people suck up to you?

Yours sincerely x
 
I am not sure that they do! Remember that people can often be respected for their position.

Remember, never believe, trust or automatically respect someone just because they are in a position of authority.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
How come so many people love you?

Yours sincerely Days :)
 
I'm not sure they do. But I think Julie and Holly do!!

:)

Phil


 
 

 
Sorry to bother you with another,
but why is hanna (epic) so much younger than me?
why?

Yours sincerely ian again
 
Its a question of birth dates and basic maths!

haha :)

Phil
 
 

 
Most people say "help others."
I think the world is dying from an orgy of self sacrifice. What do you think?

Yours sincerely polyesterday aka ian
 
Most people say help others to other people, but onlypay lip service themselves (in my experience) and are more interested in what they can get out of something.

Orgy of self sacrifice... hmmm. I feel the world is dying (if that is the right word) from people becoming insular and distrustful of others. People should become more adept at being friendly and accepting of others as then they people will start to help others when they need to as opposed to them feeling that they have to help them.

OOh... I could go on and on about this one :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... someone posted with the name "n¡gel" with the little "i" causing some confusion. although the person was just having some fun , some people were concerned about this causing future problems.. i know some other boardies registered "colin" and "phil" using the little "i" as well.. i was wondering if you were planning on doing something about this so there wouldn't be any more confusion..
Yours sincerely curious
 
There used to be a similar confusion when using the upper case I and a lower case l which looks like the same character. The solution to that was that they came on in blue and if they did not it was an imposter having some fun. I will take a view from the blues.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...why cant I sleep?
Yours sincerely b99andla
 
Mmmm why can't you sleep.....Mmmmm tell me more about your mother?? Mmmm interesting....ah I see...yes...Mmmmmm.

Its all to do with the id, ego and super ego, if you need more help my rates are $300 per session haha

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
why are people asking you so many silly questions? though it makes for interesting reading, it surely is a waste of your time. (as this is)

Yours sincerely danw
 
Perhaps they are testing my ingenuity to give a funny answer!

:D

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
can you rub sun-tan lotion on me?

lots of love...

Yours sincerely Ken
 
I am sure you can find yourself a Barbie in Barbados to do this dirty deed!! ;)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Can you cure people just by touching them with your bare hands ?

Yours sincerely x
 
Depends what you are curing.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

do fish understand the concept of dry?

does a person who has lived in darkness their whole life understand the concept of light?

how does one know that he exists?

Yours sincerely the pee pants
 
ah, Philosophy 101.

1.

Well, first you have to define some terms..

Ok, understanding requires conciousness and empathy. There are questions in fact as to whether humans are really concious or whether the think at all.... Bertrand Russel in the analysis of mind posited that humans don't actually think but are like a huge state machine (state machine my words not his) where the brain is simply running through a huge list of options in a branching setup of potential answers. Is this correct. I don't know.

If it is, then we cannot think therefore cannot understand, therefore have no empathy. Therefore we cannot expect fish to do so either.

Fish can have automatic responses from external senses... i.e. out of water, therefore flap around to hopefully move back to water.. their responses are likely physiological and therefore can not really be thought to be an understanding.

The real question is do they have an understanding of wet.

2.

Blind people who were born blind can be taught a concept of light, although I would be hard pressed to say they understood it fully.

3.

This is the fundamental question. There is basically no way to tell. Think of this... If you cannot think of a way to test a theory then the question is not worth asking, because you could never find a way to test the theory that you exist ot not. Like asking if there is a god... how would you test the question.... there is not test that I can think of, therefore asking that question is also invalid.
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Have you ever had that not-so-fresh feeling?

Yours sincerely Aulikki
 
Yes

:D

Phil
 
 

 
I will now procede to ask a couple of BOARD related questions. :c)

a) How long has the board been in existence?
b) Has it always looked the same?
c) Do you know how many registered usernames there are?

P.S. You're awesome.

Yours sincerely  Epicrates
 
a) the board has thought to have been started on , 09.09.99, which makes it easy to remember however the real date was the 8th.

b) No, but very similar

c) yes

PS thankyou

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
under glitterella please. and i will share the cookies with EVERYONE! *bakes mountains of cookies* thank you very very very much. :)

Yours sincerely glitterella
 
I will do it tommorow sometime when I get chance.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... When I menstruate, my stomache cramps are severely painful. How do I prevent this from happening? Thank you for your time.
Yours sincerely Jalcine
 
Well there are various ways to solve this particular problem....
a) Have a sex change
b) Chop you right leg off so the pain is transfered
c) use a tems machine
d) Use magical mystical powers to transfer the pain to your worst enemy

Hope this is helpful :)

Phil
 
 

 
dear philly
"was pissed when i asked the last question"

im going to the new york show with a friend.. we are both camping in the same tent.. does that mean we both have to buy tickets that include camping or does only the person that is bringing the tent have to pay the extra amount

Yours sincerely rex
 
I have not been able to get that information, your best bet is to look around the site when it become live.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
not a question, just a comment... phil you're the coolest
:D

Yours sincerely sarah
 
Thankyou...me Julie calls me the "hottest"!!

:D

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
can you explain please how the page 15 monster works and why it has an ip address that places it somewhere in the US?

thanks :)

Yours sincerely jaffa
 
The page 15 monster is nothing to do with me, perhaps we should get a posse togetherto hunt the damned thing down!!

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... for feild day... do if you plan to camp do both people have to buy a ticket for camping even if your using one tent?
Yours sincerely radiocoocoo
 
See other answer

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...how can we end all the violence in the world?
Yours sincerely stonecutter2
 
Sterilise it totally is the only way! Unless you have any bright ideas.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
you suck.
Yours sincerely God.
 
God has three basic premises behind it,
1. omniprescence, 2. omniscience and 3. is supremly benevolent.

Given these three things:

1. I accept you might be everywhere at once given your here.

2. You should know better than to make the statement.

3. Its not a very benevolent things to say is it? :)

therefore I posit that there is indeed no god!

Since I believe this is the case I wonder why I am talking to nobody.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
How in the world of kfucckkk do I contact maxk (aside from the very odd times he's on the board?)

Yours sincerely no_offenc
 
The only way to contact Maxk is to catch him on the board or on the BZ.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
You should be blue all the time, dude. That'd make you LOOK cooler, at least :P.
By the way, any idea at all when the wastegame is to be updated?

Yours sincerely no_offenc
 
Thanks for your thought but blue all the time would devalue it. Regards the game, you need to ask Maxk :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

Why doesnt the little mermaid have wrinkly fingers?

Yours sincerely frankhank xxx
 
I dont know why doesn't the mermaid have wrinkly fingers? :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...

when are you going to implement the new board design i saw?

and

who do i contact concerning tickets at waste?

Yours sincerely mc pee pantz
 
Not sure what new board design you mean, cant remember having done one?

Regarding the tickets try tickets@waste.uk.com :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
why are dogs noses wet?

Yours sincerely sarah
 
Dogs Have Wet Noses!
How Dog Got His Wet Nose
When a man named Noah started building a boat out in the middle of the desert, everybody laughed. They thought he was daft.
But Noah wasn't listening to them, he was listening to the God of the Hebrews, who said to build a boat. So Noah built a boat.
Noah called his boat an ark. When he finished it, he rounded up all the animals, 2 by 2 to travel on his ark.
People laughed at Noah's possums and panthers and penguins. They laughed at his cheetahs and chinchillas, giraffes and gazelles and rhinoceroses and hippopotamuses. Into the ark they went, 2 by 2. Pretty soon, it started to rain. It rained and it poured and it rained some more. People stopped laughing and the ark started floating.
Noah and his family and all the animals 2 by 2, rode safely on the waters. They sailed for 40 days and 40 nights.
When the rains stopped, out of the ark came Noah and his family and all the animals 2 by 2.
Except one. No one could find the little dog. Noah searched everywhere. He looked on the first deck. He looked on the second deck then the third deck. Finally, in the farthest corner of the lowest deck he found the little dog. The dog was shivering and standing with his nose pressed hard against the side of the boat. "Come here little dog" called Noah. "It's time to come out! Here doggie, doggie!" The little dog wouldn't move. Noah gently pulled him away. "What's this?" said Noah. "A hole in the ark! The ark might have sunk! Little dog! You kept us safe-me, my family and all of the animals, 2 by 2! With your little nose!" The little dog was proud. But mostly he was hungry. "Little dog" said Noah, as he pulled out a juicy bone, "so all the world and all the generations will know your great deed, your nose will always be cold and wet, just as it is today." That's how the dog got his cold, wet nose.
The next time when you feel your dog's nose, remember the little dog who used his nose to protect Noah, his family and all of the animals, 2 by 2.

haha :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
please oh please oh pleeeease could you combine the stats of my boardnames? they're all listed under blackstarfairy@tiscali.co.uk or black_star_fairy@hotmail.com. i would be ever grateful and make you cookies.

Yours sincerely glitterfairy/emma
 
Well I have counted them up but where do you want to put them? i.e under which board name?

Also you have to share the cookies with my friends.

:)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Why are you sometimes blue, sometimes red? Is it because someone fucked about with your thermostat? I anticipate your reply.

Yours sincerely no_offenc
 
Sometimes Julie is home and sometimes she is not!! haha

If I were blue all the time I would stand out too much and blue is reserved for important stuff not just my general chit chat :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... If i leave something in the board and can't find it next time i come, is there a lost property desk were it may be?
Yours sincerely Mouse
 
Mmmm, there are possibilties depending on when and what and how recently. Should you want this service you need to drop me an email at

woollyhat2@hotmail.com

Phil :)
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
Can I try on your hat?

Yours sincerely Quisling
 
Afraid not, I need to keep my baldy head warm :)

Phil

 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... I recently visited my local garden centre to view their selection of sundials. Needless to say, I was disapoointed. Can you help?
Yours sincerely tchockette
 
I am not entirely sure you need any help given recent developments, however

http://www.sundials.co.uk

should satisfy all your needs :)


Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
can i have permission to ask julie to marry me?

Yours sincerely shm
 
How experienced are you are taming the wild?? :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
do you believe in god?

Yours sincerely natalie from america
 
It depends on your defination of god really. I prefer the version of god that Heinlien put forward in "stranger in a strange land" :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2...
I want to find a beer that makes me very drunk but doesnt give me a hangover. Can you help?

Yours sincerely will
 
Yes, Duckstein which can be acquired in Hannover in Germany. Its great stuff! :)

Phil
 
 

 
Dear woollyhat2... will you really answer these questions?
Yours sincerely pocki
 
No, why would I waste my time answering crazy boardies when I have a sexy sec to do it! :D

Phil
 
 

 
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